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Joke of the Day

"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."

"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"

"Soldier had his dominant hand blown off Guess you could say it was an explosive breakup"

"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."

"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."

"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"

"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"

"Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: ""Do not remove from motel"""