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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's NOT funny!"

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."

"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."

"I was gonna go on a double date the other day... But in the end I couldn't find three other people to go with me."

"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"So I bought a new boomerang today, the problem is, I can't seem to throw away my old one."

"My friend David had his Id stolen. Now we just call him Dav.."

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"

"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"