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Joke of the Day
"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing."
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"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."
"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."
"That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run."
"Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out"
"911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING ""Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"""
"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."
"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!"
"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."