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Joke of the Day
"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing."
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"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"What do you call an angry pirate? A Pirate (A mix between Pirate and Irate)"
"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"
"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"I can get most of Reddit to hate me in one sentence I'm watching Sword Art Online (my favorite anime) on my iPhone while reading a Minions fanfic on my Wii U and eating bananas dipped in ketchup"
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"doctor: ""is there anything that runs in the family?"" wife: ""hm not really"" me: ""the dog jogs a lot"""
"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."