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Joke of the Day
"Well, the mechanic called. Apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car."
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"What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room? Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room"
"I dont make typos. I make new words."
"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence. So that pushes women further down to third place?"