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Joke of the Day
"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"
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"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By broom ... JK, rolling"
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"Why does Seth Rogen laugh like he's being asphyxiated? Because even he knows he sucks."
"I really like white dwarf stars... ...My favorite is Peter Dinklage."
"A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up."
"If I had all the money in the world to do whatever I wanted I'd be the next US president"
"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""