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Joke of the Day

"Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace."

"When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money."

"What do you call an army of lesbians? Militia Etheridge"

"Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar."

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"

"Repost! You're a fucking joke."

"I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer Damn sticky keys!"

"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."