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Joke of the Day
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
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"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"
"Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head."
"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"
"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."
"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"
"When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!"
"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."