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Joke of the Day
"Which star do the dinosaurs like best? The one that keeps getting bigger"
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"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."
"Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch. My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many."
"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"
"""The total cost would be 3000,"" said the funeral director. ""And that includes digging the grave."" ""Is that the whole thing?"" I asked. He replied, ""Yes, that's the hole thing."""
"Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics? because they never drink alone."