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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tornado holding a spork? The Mersenne Twister."
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"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer."
"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"
"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."
"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"
"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""