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Joke of the Day

"OUCH I HAVE A FOOT CRAMP You're dehydrated [Walks on toes] Drink some water [Crawls on knees] Drink water [Lays on floor] Water- [Dies]"

"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"

"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."

"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."