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Joke of the Day

"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"

"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."

"How to cow tip: First, sneak up behind the cow. Next, get into a wide stance. Finally, slip the money into it's bell."

"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "

"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."

"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."

"What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."