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Joke of the Day

"What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common? They are both generators (jenner-rater)"

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought, ""I can't turn that down."""

"For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)"

"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."

"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"

"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."

"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."

"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."

"I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song."