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Joke of the Day
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"What's a woman ideal husband? An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes."
"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."
"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"
"Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!"
"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."
"What do Mexicans cut their pizzas with? Little Caesars"
"a goddess makes a six second video da vine"