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Joke of the Day

"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"

"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"

"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"One thing I've learned about getting older is that not everything is as how it appears. Or I need new glasses. Again."

"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"

"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."