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Joke of the Day

"What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!"

"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."

"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"

"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""

"*Clark Kent takes his glasses off* Jimmy: ""OMG, it's Superman!"" *Clark puts his glasses back on* ""OMG, Clark! You just missed Superman!"""

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."

"If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting."

"If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like? I know there's a joke in there somewhere..."

"I saw this guy in Walmart... ...who was bashing his head on the border between aisles 9 and 10. He said ""Go away muggle, I'm trying to get into aisle 9 3/4!"""