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Joke of the Day

"What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!"

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"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"
"my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer"
"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."
"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"
"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."
"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"
"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."
"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("
"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."