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Joke of the Day
"My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China? Cha Ching"
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"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""
"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"
"A good pun is its groan reward!"
"Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party? Because he always brings the boos"
"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."
"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"
"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."