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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."

"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."

"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."

"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"

"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."

"Just another day in Portland Oregon http://i.imgur.com/JL86MY3.png"

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"