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Joke of the Day

"Two maggots were fighting in dead ernest, poor old Ernest."

"I tried to take a dump on an airplane. TSA was none too please when they had to clean out the tray"

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"

"Never underestimate mothers. They can turn ""mayhem"" into ""ma'am"" with one narrowed glance."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."

"Why is gigabit internet good for you? Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out..."

"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"

"What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum? There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum."

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."