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Joke of the Day

"Why is gigabit internet good for you? Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out..."

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"

"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"

"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"

"What looks ridiculous and is often spotted on top of an asshole? Donald Trump's Hair."

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock."

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."

"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."