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Joke of the Day
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
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"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""
"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."
"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."
"Thankful that Americans have one day a year when they can overindulge."
"How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? Put two fingers in his honey."
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."