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Joke of the Day
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
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"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched."
"If you're one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you."
"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?"
"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."
"I purchased a gross of condoms... There were only 140 in the box! Ruined my whole weekend."
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? it's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"