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Joke of the Day
"I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith."
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"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."
"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"
"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"
"""Almost there."" - liars"
"I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun."
"A worker named Dave is telling his boss about how he knows everyone A redditor confirms"
"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men..."
"What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun."