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"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."
"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""
"Carl: ""It's chilly out."" Me: ""Tell me something I don't know."" ""Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials."" ""Fair enough, Carl."""
"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"
"The worst thing about Hillary Clinton is she can't dicks out for Harambe even if she wanted to. Even Michelle can do that."
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."
"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"