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Joke of the Day

"Lord of the Rings: A Shortened Version -Give me the ring. -No."

"So, a skeleton walks into a bar... ...asks for a beer. And a mop."

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."

"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."

"""I have a newt named Tiny."" ""Why do you call it Tiny?"" ""Because it's my newt."""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."

"Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair."

"What is a physicist's favorite type of pants? Massless chaps"