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Joke of the Day

"How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we just swap out your whole house"

"A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, ""Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks"". The dad says, ""Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"""

"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."

"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now."

"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"

"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"Rain drop drop top.... 1k upvotes and i'll sub to /r/clopclop"

"What do dads and grammar Nazis have in common? They're not there."

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."