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Joke of the Day
"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."
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"If Jesus invested $1 dollar when He was alive, it would have grown into $100 trillion dollars today. But that's the thing about Jesus, He didn't invest, He saved."
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."
"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."
"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."
"Isis Isis Babe."
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to help me put a bunch of ducks in my car."
"Why was six afraid of seven... ...because seven was a registered six offender."
"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"