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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many there are, they can't change anything."

"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."

"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."

"People call my Grandfather Spiderman... He doesn't have superpowers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"It's an unwritten rule in girls' soccer that each team must have at least one Katie on the field at all times."

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""

"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"