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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many there are, they can't change anything."

"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."

"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"

"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."

"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"

"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."

"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."

"So I asked this swiss dude to tell me something good about living in Switzerland. ""Well"" he said ""the flag is a big plus!"""

"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"

"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."