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Joke of the Day
"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"
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"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."
"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"Dear Californians- Quit telling everyone there's a drought. The ocean is right there. You're just lazy."
"I started a company... I started q company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof"
"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"
"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""
"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."