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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"

"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."

"""How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"""

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."

"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."