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Joke of the Day

"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"

"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."

"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."

"An jihidist walks into a club ...on a Tuesday..."

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"Girl just asked me to talk dirty so I described the space behind my fridge."