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Joke of the Day
"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."
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"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""
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"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."
"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."
"Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom."
"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."
"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."
"I am Patrick Cox with Tax Masters I like my women Easy 10-40 EZ"