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Joke of the Day
"When you use a stranger's phone charger, you're charging with everyone they've ever charged with."
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"I asked my mate what he wanted for dinner He said he fancies a Chinese. I said I didn't ask you about your love life I asked what you wanted to eat."
"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."
"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"
"What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil? Pointless"
"Hillary could be the first F----- president. I would have said female, but someone deleted the emale."
"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
"why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. who has hair on their shoulders. whos shampooing their shoulder hair. please come forward"
"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."