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Joke of the Day
"When you use a stranger's phone charger, you're charging with everyone they've ever charged with."
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"Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit? About two hours."
"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman"
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
"Why did the shark keep swimming in circles It had nosebleed."
"Okay amateur photographers, the 1,000,000,000,000th close-up photo of a flower has been taken.It's safe to move on to other objects now."
"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""
"A woman behind me got run over today. She was following me on twitter."
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."