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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"
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"[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there"
"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."
"Hillary Clinton... [DELETED]"
"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."
"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."