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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"

"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch"

"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"

"If a man tells you he'll fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to incessantly remind him about it every 5 to 6 months."

"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"

"What do the french call 4/20? 80"