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Joke of the Day

"Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I'm pursuing you online and from my couch"

"Saw a documentary on rim-jobs last night. It was very tongue-in-cheek."

"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"

"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."

"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."

"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"

"Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"