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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot."

"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."

"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"

"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come."

"I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump"

"Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone because everyone will eventually die xD"

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him."

"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""