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Joke of the Day

"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewage back-up at the juice bar? No? Well, that's okay. It had a shitty punch line."

"How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke."

"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood."

"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."

"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."

"A wise man once said nothing."

"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"