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Joke of the Day

"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"

"Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!"

"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should have put it on aloha setting."

"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"

"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""

"Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!"

"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."