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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."

"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president."

"People are not mirrors, They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself."

"Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?"

"Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday. We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?"

"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""

"What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!"

"I want to surprise my boyfriend by sending him a sexy pic while he's at work, but I can't decide what outfit to put on the cat."