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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra? The police are looking for a hardened criminal."

"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in."

"I had a break up with my clone the other day... I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me."

"Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex? They like it deep."

"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""

"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. ... .... It's true! I saw it with my own eyes."

"How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon"