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Joke of the Day
"How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon"
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"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
"Be the first thought on her mind when she wakes up & the last before she sleeps... unless she's plotting your murder... then don't be that."
"By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies"
"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."
"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"
"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."
"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"
"What did the programmer say to the architect chick? Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?"