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Joke of the Day

"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."

"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."

"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"

"In my youth, there was no ""snapschapts"". If you liked a young lady, you'd draw a proper picture of your genitals and send it to her parents."

"long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN"

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"My friend is an idiot. Both of us spot a gorgeous woman standing about 30 feet away. Friend: What should I do? Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change..."

"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."