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Joke of the Day

"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""

"Why didn't Beethoven sell his house? He put it up Fur Elise!"

"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."

"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."

"As a kid I wanted to be a tree surgeon... but the sight of sap makes me faint"

"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"

"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."

"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."

"Why couldn't Hitler change a lightbulb? It was just out of his reich."

"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."