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Joke of the Day
"My internet goes at 20mb per second... wonder how much faster it goes per first!"
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"My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite."
"How do you sort out Ant and Dec? Squash one and deal with the other later."
"How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!"
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."
"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."
"Hallucination An optical delusion."
"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."
"911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal."
"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."