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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb? Juan"
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"My friend asked me if I had a blast on my birthday. I told him I had such a blast, ISIS would have been proud!"
"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."
"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"
"""You can be anything!"" Okay I'm going to be Kanye west ""Josh that's not what I meant"" Shhhh *puts my finger to her lips* It's Kanye now"
"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"
"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
"At the coffee shop, I saw a German guy reading the first few pages of a book about WWII and smiling. Keep reading, buddy. Keep reading."