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Joke of the Day
"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"
Next Joke
"Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?"
"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""
"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"
"If you steal a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?"
"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."
"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."
"What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul"
"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."
"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."