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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"

"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"

"Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby"

"What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts? You see L.A."

"Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200.. So he bought her a bathroom scale. You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."

"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""

"Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say ""DRY"" on the butt?"

"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."

"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"