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Joke of the Day

"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"

"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."

"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""

"honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u"

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."

"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."