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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."

"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"

"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple."

"When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face? When her moustache is on fire!"

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."

"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."

"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."

"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."