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Joke of the Day

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"

"Alcohol goes in, truth comes out."

"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."

"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"""Come together, right now, over me."" -Beatles lyrics or gangbang dialogue"

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"