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Joke of the Day

"Donald has written a lot of books about business, but there's an interesting characteristic they all share... They all seem to end at Chapter 11. Credit (to my dismay): HRC"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down let me give you some vitamins. No thanks. But I could do with some new batteries."

"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"

"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."

"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"

"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."