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Joke of the Day

"Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he's wrong and you are positive their names are ""Batman and Robert""."

"Bombing Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"What's the difference between Snowmen and Snow women? Snowballs."

"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."

"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."

"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"

"I'm going to beat you up with my penis. .... It won't even be hard."