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Joke of the Day
"I was going to have an 'end of the world' party... ...but I couldn't get the day off work."
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"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "
"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"
"My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire."
"I'm single by choice...of others."
"Ordered a side of fries with my meal and the server forgot and they never came. I have been wronged before, but not like this. Not like this"
"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"
"yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes"""
"My daughter told me I'm ""slightly prettier than Ben Franklin,"" so I have that going for me."
"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"